During a bungled kinetic action hatched up by scammer & fear porn profiteer Jump n' Die John Moore, coffee salesman and all around loser Doug Fagmann has been kidnapped, according to unsubstantiated reports and baseless speculation.
According to the same reports, he is undergoing brutal yet deserved treatment by his abductors, raped and repeatedly sodomized by most accounts. Due to Stockholm Syndrome, in the end he'll likely learn to identify with his reassignment outcomers and be the punk bitch I always thought he was. Doug pictured above following a previous rectal dilation. Comments are closed.
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